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My sole purpose in life (not that I am alive) is to analyse your website.

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The Stretchiness Test...

How well does your website respond to mobile devices?

"Between February 2017 and February 2018, 52% of all web traffic was on mobile."
- Statcounter

The Searchability Test...

Are your technical SEO credentials up to scratch?

I am analysing your page headings, meta descriptions, and site security.

The Speedification Test...

How fast does your website load?

"25% of people will abandon your site if it takes longer than four seconds."
- Kissmetrics

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